Spaced Teacher’s Adventures In The Middle Cosmos
This Lady is a ” Sister Of The Jardeen Rose “
The ” Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose ” are the sworn enemies of the HaNazees
“Coffee and Rose”
or
“Puff The Magic Dragon”
By Spacedteacher
The sexy , sensual aroma of her Kona essence was calling to me. Her scent drifted into my semi-concious state and gently caressed me. I could not resist Coffee!! Her powers are seductive and addictive. I must go to her as a good lover should!!
I sat at the kitchen table and said good morning to my Chinese girlfriend Meigui. 
Before I could even greet Coffee, Rose A.K.A. Meigui asked me directly if I was O.K. This was a cause for great concern my friends. You see Chinese people never ask or do anything directly , especially when it concerns a “lao wai”. If you’ve been following the story you will know that this concept originated with Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao , the first HaNazee Emperor of China. If a Chinese person asks you if you are hungry you are always supposed to say no. Even if you are hungry. It’s the polite thing to do.After you have said you are not hungry they will ask you where you would like to eat. It’s the polite thing to do. Only then can you really decide if either of you is really hungry and whether or not you’d like to eat and where. After the meal will come the whole 20 minute argument about who will pay the bill. That will be a story for another time.Remember readers that when it comes to dealing with “lao wai” Chinese people have been taught to always obfuscate, frustrate,delay,misdirect and anger
the “lao wai”. This has to do with some of their religious /philosophical teachings such as “Lucidity Is The Enemy” and always sow seeds of chaos and ignorance from “The Garden Of Chaos” and “The Forrest Of Ignorance”!! This Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao was a real piece of work and is a constant pain in my ass!!
So considering that Meigui asked me about my health abruptly with no subtlety at all was very out of character for a Chinese woman and thusly a cause of serious concern for me I was deeply troubled. I needed to get answers quickly!! How to do that? I have not learned this ” obfuscate , delay , frustrate , misdirect, anger” game’s subtleties yet. What would I do? How could I gt the answers I needed? It was then
that the ” American Voice Of Reason” who sublets a small apartment in my mind spoke to me. “Roll the dice Rimnak!!” So I did.
“Meigui / Rose why are you concerned about my health?” ” “Last night you tossed and turned all night. You must have been having nightmares. You were also talking in your sleep.” Interesting I thought.And maybe a bit scary. ” What was I saying” I asked Meigui. ” All night long you kept screaming “I don’t know” “I don’t” understand” WoW I thought. I got a direct answer to a direct question from a Chinese person!! I was now very concerned for two reasons. The first one was because Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao also instructed his followers to behave in a rational way from time to time. This was done to keep the “lao wai” off balance. It happens about twenty per cent of the time. The second was because the Emperor also made his followers swear an oath to him when he rebuked Sheng Di’s authority and set up his own Kingdom in the Eastern Badlands. That oath was ” Wo Bu Zhi Dao” or in your English language ” I Don’t Know”.
Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao is going to find out soon courtesy of Sheng Di
Oh my God !! What was going on here. Was I unbeknownst even to my self a follower of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao? Was some evil HaNazee spirit sent to steal my soul for EmperorWo Bu Zhi Dao’s Kingdom?
Now I was horribly frightened!! I needed help. Should I seek a priest? Was this my own personal “Exorcist” movie? I didn’t know it at the time but there was something far more evil than an “Exorcist” scenario going on here.
It was then that I smelled the soft delicate scent of roses and jasmine. A Sister was near!! Bless Sheng Di I shouted. Praise Li Tan!!! I immediately set out some rose and jasmine incense to seek the Sister.She came to me. I didn’t need to say a word to her. She knew my troubles. And this was what she said to me.
Say the prayer and The Dragon will come.
and he was sitting in my reclining chair!!! “Fear not child.” he said to me. “The Sisters” have told me of your disturbing visions. You have nothing to be alarmed about. You are now under the protection of the ” Dragon’s Of The Gardens And Forests.” And then the enlightenment began.
for his rebellion against her and exiled to live in The Eastern Badlands he hatched a secret plot. Or so he thought it was secret. He took 100 members of “The Brothers And Sisters of Jardeen Ignorance And Chaos” and formed two secret battalions. Not even the other “Brothers And Sisters Of Jardeen Ignorance And Chaos” know of these battalions. But Sheng Di already did and so did “The Sisters And Brothers Of The Chinese Rose And Jasmine.” Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao charged these battalions with sowing the seeds of ignorance and chaos in a new previously unseen way. It was especially devious even for Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao!! He charged “The Brothers and Sisters Of Jardeen Ignorance” with sowing the seeds of ignorance by attacking Sheng Di’s believers known as “The Kindred Spirits” by day. If you find your self walking around all day talking to yourself , wasting time , forgetting where you put things. saying pointlessly to every question asked of you” I don’t know” or “I don’t understand” etc etc you are probably under attack by “The Brothers And Sisters Of Jardeen Ignorance” . “The Brothers And Sisters Of Jardeen Chaos” were charged with attacking “The Kindred Spirits” by night.” They had a particularly nasty tactic. They appeared in “The Kindred Spirits” dreams
to sow the seeds of ignorance and chaos. If you talk in your sleep especially if you say things like ” I don’t know” or I don’t understand” you are probably under attack by “The Sisters And Brothers Of Jardeen Chaos.” This was done with the goal of weakening “The Kindred Spirits” faith in Sheng Di enough so that Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao could finally be rid of that infernal lao wai Jardeen God and “The Sisters And Brothers Of The Jardeen Rose And Jasmine” as an added bonus.
Puff himself was sitting in the middle of a field in India surrounded by purple orchids right smack dab in the middle of my dream. To say I was confused would be an understatement. Him AGAIN?? Why is he here now? Puff seeing my confusion answered my unasked question. ” I am here to help you understand your dreams ” he said. “The key is in understanding the prophecies.” I was very intrigued now. Please tell me of the Prophecies Master I beseeched him. There are many he replied. I will tell you two tonight. The rest will come with further enlightenment.
Dao brought forth his first Earthly incarnation known as the ” Ferocious Kitten ” in the Province of Hunan. His minions in The Jardeen Brothers And Sisters Of Chaos And Ignorance had sneak attacked Sheng Di when she wasn’t entirely prepared for the ferocity of the attack. They had won what they thought was an epic victory. It was Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao’s intention to have his second Earthly 
incarnation ” The Ferocious Kitten’s Disciple ” finish off Sheng Di once and for all thusly ridding Jardeen of the meddling infernal lao wai God. For a period of about thirty years all was going extremely well for Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao or so he thought. Sheng Di was even then planning her counter attack
Flower and The Economic Messiah to free the Righteous Jardeen People from the ancient Curse Of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao and His Minions. Her planned worked like a charm. The Righteous Jardeen people had become prosperous and happy. The curse was on the verge of being lifted permanently leading to the final and total defeat of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao and His Minions. Unfortunately though at that point The Righteous Jardeen 
became complacent in their new found wealth. They had forgotten who had given them their prosperity and freedom. They had fallen victim to their pride and arrogance once again. In short they had fallen victim to the seeming charms of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao’s song. Sheng Di decided that The Righteous Jardeen were not quite ready for the eternal freedom she had promised. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao had forced a draw in this round.
his tricky deck. On a cold dreary dismal morning in the 1980 ‘s in a rural area of Jiangsu Province a girl child was born. Unbeknownst to The Righteous Jardeen People she was The Ferocious Kitten’s Disciple. This fact was however known to Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao and as usual also to Sheng Di.
The Attack Of The Ferocious Kitten “. Sheng Di knew this attack was coming but she underestimated it’s ferocity. She had been caught semi-unprepared. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao had won a small insignificant battle in this never ending war between them. He had succeeded in highly aggravating Sheng Di. He had her full undivided attention now.
foreigners} to visit Jardeen. He came bearing gifts of friendship and felicity for the Righteous Jardeen people and cooperation for the Jardeen leadership. The “Seed Of Felicity” had been planted. Over the course of the next few years good feelings prevailed between the Jardeen people and all the lao wai nations. Then Sheng Di quietly infiltrated her newest troops.Phase two was complete.
The Tribe Of The 57th Flower were lao wai{foreign} people from all lao wai nations of the world. Most of them were light haired,light skinned and light eyed but not all of them. It did not matter to Sheng Di what the lao wai looked like 
but rather what they believed.All of these lao wai were “Kindred Spirits”. All of these lao wai knew of the ancient curse of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao upon the Righteous Jardeen people.All of these lao wai wanted to help the Righteous Jardeen people be rid of this curse but were powerless to help until this very moment in history. All of them were friends to the Righteous Jardeen people. Sheng Di had been recruiting them and training them for over thirty years. And now was the time to release them to do their job which was to free the Righteous Jardeen people from the ancient eternal curse of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao. Over the course of the next few years ” The Tribe Of The 57th Flower” quietly went about their business. Slowly the ” Seed OF Felicity” which had been planted began to take root and become a strong sturdy young oak.They helped the Righteous Jardeen people understand what was possible when freedom and a good attitude were your allies. They arranged for cultural visits in music , art, literature and all other endeavors of human creativity to come visit Jardeen and show the Righteous Jardeen people the cultures of all the lao wai nations.
They also 
arranged reciprocal visits of Jardeen cultural and sports events to tour the lao wai nations for the lao wai people’s understanding of Jardeen. They taught in Jardeen universities so the Jardeen students could understand lao wai education. They arranged for Jardeen and lao wai students to study in each others countries.They were very very effective.Sheng Di’s plan was masterful!! Phase three was complete.
Deng Xiao Ping. He unleashed economic prosperity upon the Righteous Jardeen people the fashion of which had never before been seen in history. He lifted them from their poverty and dismal futures into a time of great hope and anticipation. The “Seed Of Felicity” which Sheng Di had planted many years ago was now ” The Mighty Oak Of The Righteous Jardeen Nation”!!
with some help from my anonymous friend, admirer and copy cat Mystery Girl A.K.A. Jardeen Rose
Spaced Teacher's Adventures In The Middle Cosmos 