Spaced Teacher's Adventures In The Middle Cosmos

January 17, 2010

A Gangbong At The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge

”  The Satanic HaNazee Romance Of  Lotus ” Sweet Pie Chan” and  Lucy “The Korean Rose ” Sanelli”


Chapter : 3


“A Gangbong At The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge”


or


“N.H.N. # 4 Likes Pie Too”


Last evening was a very fun and interesting evening.I went down to The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge to watch the sweet

I wouldn't fight this Lady Law. Cuff me !! Cuff me !!

Satanic Femi-Fascist # 7 work and chew the fat with some of the locals that hang out there. I love to watch F.F. when she gets all authoritative and Policewoman!! She’s cute with those cuffs and baton. She’s also very sexy. Little did I know what was in store for me. Femi-Fasist # 7’s A.K.A. ” The Korean Rose” friend Lotus “Sweet Pie” Chan

I like pie.

A.K.A. “The Nubile Nazi # 4” A.K.A. “The Wavering Lesbian” to any man that is even remotely familiar with her was in town. She had come down to The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge to visit F.F. and have a little fun.”Sweet Pie” is a very sexy young woman with a great sense of humor and a strong proclivity for fun. “Sweet Pie” is also very intelligent. The moment she walked into the place it was like there were no other women. The guys were drawn to her like flies to honey. Part of this was because “Sweet Pie” is just so damn sexy but there was also something else at work here.”Sweet Pie” was a challenge!! And definitely NOT an easy one!! Every guy in the joint wanted to get “Sweet Pie” “on his team” if you catch my drift. Now “Sweet Pie” being a smart young woman knew this .Having a strong proclivity towards fun she intended to take full advantage of the situation.”Sweet Pie” was in her element and we were all going to be the beneficiaries of her erotic largesse.


After the drinks had been flowing for about an hour and “Sweet Pie” had entertained and rejected offers from every guy in the joint she was growing bored so she decided it was time to ratchet it up a notch.”Sweet Pie” climbed up onto the bar.Everybody in the place was rapt,even the women. I think the women were more interested in learning “Sweet Pie’s” tricks. Do I really have to tell you what the guys were interested in? LoL You could hear a pin drop! Everybody was wondering what was coming next. Then “Sweet Pie” did something NOBODY expected!! She spoke!!”How would you guys like to have fun doing something you’ve never done before”? “Sweet Pie” asked. Now these people are guys but they’re not stupid!! They realized that you don’t argue with a Diva. What “Sweet Pie” wants “Sweet Pie” gets. 200 guys scream out “Yes!!!!” “O.K. stay right here” “Sweet Pie” said.”I’ll be back in ten minutes.

F.F. knowing “Sweet Pie” well knew that something fun and exciting was going to happen although she wasn’t sure exactly what. F.F. had ten minutes to get prepared. She gave the command. The window shades were pulled down. The doors were locked. Lookouts were posted. The stage was prepped. The atmosphere was electric with excitement and anticipation!! The boys needed it!! The boys wanted it!! The boys were about to get it!! What exactly they were about to get was something entirely different than what they were anticipating!!


Ten minutes later out walked “Sweet Pie” wearing nothing but a string of pearls and a rather intoxicating smile. Thunderous applause!!! I tell you my friends I have traveled the world and I’ve never seen a dance quite like “Sweet Pie” did that night. In Argentina what she did with that bicycle would be illegal!!  “Sweet Pie” gyrated,shimmied,shook,teased and entertained 200 guys for an hour with little more than charm,a mischievous smile and an ocaisonal peek at her femininity to thunderous applause and a riotous good time.The joint was rockin’. The good times were rolling. Then in “Sweet Pie’s” own erotically chaotic style came the piece de resistance.
“Sweet Pie went backstage for a minute and re-emerged with a huge , thick , black , double ended strap -on


BONG!!!!


To riotous applause she strapped it on and proceeded to bong every guy in the joint. She lined them up and bonged them down like they were bowling pins. After a couple of hours of this there was “Sweet Pie” standing triumphantly with a mischievous grin on her face surveying her delightful damage and making notches on her bong. And there were two hundred very happy albeit a bit confused and definitely “chemically enhanced” young men staring back at “Sweet Pie” with a look that said “I’m not exactly sure what the Hell happened here or how she managed to pull this off but I damn sure enjoyed it.” They’ll never be the same. They have “Sweet Pie” to thank for that. LoL


Friends if you want to have a good time with fun people come on down to The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge. Tell Idaho Sally that Mystery Girl sent you and there will be a free beer in it for you. And who knows you may get lucky and catch “Sweet Pie” on one of her visits. Don’t worry though even if “Sweet Pie” isn’t there you will always see someone fun and interesting visiting. You just never know who may pop in or when. And if “Sweet Pie” should happen to be scouting new victims go ahead and take a shot. See if you can recruit her to “your team”. She won’t mind. You better be careful though you might end up being just another notch on “Sweet Pie’s” bong. It’s your choice. Have fun.

Yee haw !!!

“Lotus “SweetPie” Chan’s and Lucy ” The Korean Rose” Sanelli’s Satanic Romance” A.K.A. Nubile HaNazi # 4’s and Femi-Fascist # 7’s Satanic Romance” and all characters,plotlines,places and mythology even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spacedteacher DBA Bea Wildered Enterprises / Mystery Girl Enterprises and may not be used for any purpose whatsoever without the express written consent of Spaced Teacher / Mystery Girl
As usual all names have been changed to insure the guilty from any and all liabilities be they criminal or civil.


The characters of Lotus ” Sweet Pie” Chan and Lucy ” The Korean Rose ” Sanelli are ENTIRELY fictional and not based upon ANYONE associated in any way with ANY social networking service. If they tell me to stop writing this story I will do as I always do when their voices in my head speak to me. I will ignore them TOTALLY and COMPLETELY!!! Life is safer when you do NOT listen to HaNazis no matter how nubile they might be or to Femi-Fascists no matter how well they dress even if their voices are ONLY in your imagination.

The Stairway To Heaven Hotel or Devil Or Angel

” The Satanic HaNazee Romance Of Lotus ” Sweet Pie ” Chan and Lucy ” The Korean Rose” Sanelli”


Ch. : 2


“The Stairway To Heaven Hotel”


or


“Devil Or Angel”

Lotus " Sweet Pie " Chan

By Spaced Teacher

Lotus and Lucy’s first date was at a very upscale restaurant. The food was excellent ,the ambience was enchanting and Lucy was highly cooperative. Events were unfolding according to Lotus’s wildest dreams and demonic plan. They would only get better as the evening progressed.

Lucy " The Korean Rose " Sanell

Ladies and Gentlemen the scene of the crime. The Stairway To Heaven Hotel.


Lotus paid the check and leaned over and whispered seductively in “The Korean Rose’s ” ear “please take me to a hotel”. Lucy obliged.They arrived at The Stairway To Heaven Hotel at about 9:30 P.M. Lotus arranged for some refreshment to be sent to the room and then she thanked and tipped the bell boy. The lock clicked and then she sprang into action. She ripped Lucy’s clothes off and threw her on the bed. She slowly and sensuously set up the DVD equipment.She was quite nervous about doing anything on camera.What if her mama saw this video? What if  her strap broke ? She was a bundle of nerves, excitement and wild anticipation. She gave Lucy just enough of a peek to keep her interested and then she said to her “Excuse me .I’ll go “freshen up” a bit. Enjoy the wine.” She came back in about ten minutes in her

Would you let Lotus take you to jail? lol

policewoman uniform looking all sexy and authoritative. She walked over to Lucy slowly and put her under arrest. Lucy was laying on the bed stark naked ,handcuffed to the bedposts eagerly wondering what was going to happen next.It wasn’t long before she found out.Lotus walked over and gave her a long passionate kiss , laid a blue rose on her chest , put a DVD of ” Policewoman ” on the DVD player in repeat mode and left. All night long ” Policewoman” played.It was torture!! Lotus may be sexy and beautiful but I can assure you she is definitely Satanic!! I don’t think Lucy will ever be able to have another sexual fantasy about a policewoman!!

A blast from the past.

At 9:00 A.M. Lupita came into the room.Well needless to say both Lucy and Lupita were a bit shocked!! Fortunately the Gods smiled upon Lucy because Lupita had 4 things she needed. A sense of humor , bolt cutters , a sexy body and personna and a fifteen minute break.I know,I know I thought it was a bit weird that a maid would have bolt cutters too. I guess this sort of thing happens frequently at The Stairway To Heaven Hotel. Lupita had her way with Lucy and then set her free. As she was walking out Lupita called to Lucy “Gracias Mi loco poco Fascist. Come again.” Lucy left the hotel a happy woman. She also had new found respect for “Domestic Goddesses” and Policewomen. Thank you ‘Pita and Lotus{My Angel} she whispered softly as she left singing this tune.

(Blanche Carter)

[Originally sung by The Clovers]

Devil or angel, I can’t make up my mind

Which one you are I’d like to wake up and find

Devil or angel dear, whichever you are

I miss you, I miss you, I mi-i-iss you

Devil or angel please say you’ll be mi-i-ine

Love me or leave me, I’ll go out of my mind

Devil or angel dear, whichever you are

I need you, I need you, I need you

You look like an angel

Your smile is divine

But you keep me guessin’

Will you ever be mine

Devil or angel please say you’ll be mi-i-ine

Love me or leave, I’ve made up my mind

Devil or angel dear, whichever you are

I love you, I love you, I-I lo-o-ove you

Devil or angel please say you’ll be mi-i-ine

Love me or leave, I’ve made up my mind

Devil or angel dear, whichever you are

I love you, I love you, I love you

If you don’t believe this story just go down to HaNazee Hideaway Lounge and ask for

The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge

“Sweet Pie” or “The Korean Rose” and judge for your self how Satanic they are . Are they Devil Broken heartor AngelRed heart? That is a question you must ask yourself BEFORE you get too involved. A word of caution though. Be careful or you might end up at The Stairway To Heaven Hotel. Who knows what she might have planned for you. Only The Satanically Romantic HaNazee ladies themselves knows for sure.Well maybe the dentally challenged Tex might have a clue.Devil or Angel? Who knows for sure? I love a mystery.

P.S. ‘Pita if you have any photos ” Sweet Pie” will pay handsomely for them. She’ll call you Mi Sucre Nina.


“The Satanic HaNazee Romance Of Lotus “Sweet Pie Chan And Lucy” The Korean Rose ” Sanelli ” and all characters, plotlines , places and mythology even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spacedteacher / Mystery Girl DBA Bea Wildered Enterprises / Mystery Girl Enterprises and may not be used for any purpose whatsoever without the express written consent oF S.T.
As usual all names have been changed to insure the guilty from any and all liabilities be they criminal or civil.


The characters of Lotus “Sweet Pie” Chan and Lucy ” The Korean Rose” Sanelli A.K.A.” N.H.N. # 4″ and “Femi-Fascist # 7” are entirely fictional and are not based upon anybody connected in ANY with with ANY social networking service. If these imaginary characters tell me to stop writing about them I will do what I always do when their imaginary voices speak to me in my imagination. I will ignore them TOTALLY and COMPLETELY. It is not healthy to listen to HaNazees no matter how nubile or Femi-Facists no matter how tackily they are dressed , EVEN when they are ONLY in your imagination.




January 15, 2010

” Sweet Pie ” and ” The Korean Rose ” Meet

The Satanic HaNazee Romance Of Lotus ” Sweet Pie ” Chan And Lucy ” The Korean Rose” Sanelli ”

Meet Lotus  ” Sweet Pie ” Chan



Breathtaking isn’t she!!


Meet Lucy ” The Korean Rose ” Sanelli


So sweet , so innocent. ” Sweet Pie” is a lucky woman!!


Chapter 1 : ” Sweet Pie” Meets The Korean Rose”


or


“Damn Man Seek Dental Help”


” Sweet Pie” was a stranger in town. As it is everywhere in the world strangers are a cause of curiosity and suspicion. She was just passing through on her way to Hing Kung. She wasn’t seeking companionship or conversation. All she wanted was a hot meal , a hot shower , a good nights sleep and a 7:00 A.M. wake up call.



She must have set off a strong spark of curiosity in him for some reason. Maybe it was her alabaster skin , maybe it was her sexy almond eyes , maybe it was her long gorgeous hair , maybe it was her sheer nylon clad gams. Who the Hell knows what it was. He was a rather handsome albeit dentally challenged lao wai  / foreign gentleman. He walked up to her confidently if a bit apprehensively and started a conversation. After about 5 minutes of small talk he told her he was the proprietor of a local saloon and invited her in for a drink and meal.


That was how Lotus met Tex and the boys , was introduced to The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge and became acquainted with something far more

Exciting!!


Lotus felt it immediately upon entering. What was this sensation? They had nothing quite like this in Hing Kung .Her antennae were abuzz with unfamiliar excitement and for reasons she didn’t quite understand she felt moisture in unusual places. This was a new very strange and quite pleasant feeling for her. And then she saw Lucy.She couldn’t help herself. “Who is that beautiful woman” she asked Tex. She needed to investigate. Lucy’s intoxicating seductive scent announced her arrival at Lotus’s table. If you think Lotus was confused you should have been there that night. I ‘m sure it was quite entertaining for the other patrons. For some unknown reason even Lotus didn’t understand she broke into the HaNazee “Howl Of The Smitten Woman.”

Lucy was Betty Poop curls , Shirley Temple innocence , Angelina Jolie smile , Jenifer Aniston humor , Dianna Krall legs and Helen Hunt sex appeal all rolled into one delightful package. And a buskaa that I swear was made by the Gods themselves. Sexy could not begin to describe her!!

Lotus was addicted from the outset. She needed another fix. And she would get it soon thereafter.
Thusly did the Satanically Seductive Lotus “Sweet Pie” Chan meet the intoxicatingly enchanting Lucy ” The Korean Rose” Sanelli and the dentally challenged Tex. What a great day it would turn out to be for “Sweet Pie” and “The Korean Rose”


If you think an exciting evening like this would interest you I suggest you drop by The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge.Maybe you’ll get lucky and ” Sweet Pie” or ” The Korean Rose” will be there. Even if your unlucky in that regard though don’t despair because you never know who may drop into The HaNazee Hideaway Lounge or when or what may happen. I will be there as often as I can.

See you there Pengyoumen / friends


Until then


Zai jian


By Spacedteacherrainbow and Mystery Girlrose


P.S. : She left the lounge that evening wondering what exactly three handed handcuffs were used for.smile_wink
She loves a mystery.


“Lotus “SweetPie” Chan’s and Lucy ” The Korean Rose” Sanelli’s Satanic Romance” A.K.A. Nubile HaNazi # 4’s and Femi-Fascist # 7’s Satanic Romance” and all characters,plotlines,places and mythology even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spacedteacher DBA Bea Wildered Enterprises / Mystery Girl Enterprises and may not be used for any purpose whatsoever without the express written consent of Spaced Teacher / Mystery Girl
As usual all names have been changed to insure the guilty from any and all liabilities be they criminal or civil.


The characters of Lotus ” Sweet Pie” Chan and Lucy ” The Korean Rose ” Sanelli are ENTIRELY fictional and not based upon ANYONE associated in any way with ANY social networking service. If they tell me to stop writing this story I will do as I always do when their voices in my head speak to me. I will ignore them TOTALLY and COMPLETELY!!! Life is safer when you do NOT listen to HaNazees no matter how nubile they might be or to Femi-Fascists no matter how well they dress even if their voices are ONLY in your imagination.

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