Ben And Jerry Placed Under Protective Custody

“The Great  Sugar Assassin Caper Of Sweetwater , Tx”

She’s beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!!

She’s a Sugar Assassin.

Ch : I’m not counting. Are you?

“Betty Crocker,Mrs. Fields , Mrs. Butterworth , Sara Lee , The Pillsbury Doughboy ,Ben and Jerry etc.etc.

Dear Citizens of WordPress :

In view of the kidnapping yesterday of Aunt Jemima , General May Laze ,the Director of The Homeland Safety Agency has ordered me to put the above listed people into protective custody. She seems to feel that having another American Icon kidnapped by the evil , insipid , nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel would not be good for the people’s morale during these perilous times. I agree with her. It shall be done!!

If you can think of any American Icon that may be the victim of a kidnapping by the vile , insipid , evil , nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel or any of it’s affiliated groups please feel free to leave their names in the comment field of my blog and we SAPS will assess their security needs.Do not be concerned about a security leak at WordPress. They have a T.S.15 rating. WordPress is a secured channel.

As always REMAIN VIGILANT The BASTARDS!!!! are everywhere.

Major Dee Mentia
Lead Investigator {T.G.H.S.A.C.S.T.
Area 61 SAP HQ 1-800-WHO-CARES
Maple Sugar Country
U.S.A.

majordeementia@yahoo.com

www.beawilderedinchina.wordpress.com

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” The Great Sugar Assassin Caper Of Sweetwater Texas” and all characters ,places,plot lines. mythology or anything else even remotely associated with it are the intellectual property of Spacedteacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used for any purposes without the express written permission of Spacedteacher.

“The Great  Sugar Assassination Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx.” while obviously the victim of a great deal of literary license by the author is based on true events. This actually happened to a diabetic friend of mine. To the best of my knowledge he never did resolve the mystery. This was cause for great concern for him. The names have been fictionalized to insure the guilty from liability be that criminal or civil and  to protect the author,ME against a Sugar Assassination attempt. That damn Havana Sugar Cartel is VICIOUS!!!!